robe of the eight

summons a human chaotic evil barbarian with 1hp, and a 3 in all his stats. hes got a dwarf body too.
the screen print out text tells i summoned a level 5c spider.

and what are you saying??!!! you dont want a 1hp dwarf human barbarian thats both stupid, slow and ugly?

jeesh! you guys are soooo damn picky sometimes!

did i mention he's naked?
next time i'll drop him off at the pub so he can drink with naked man.

I was actually thinking about trying out that robe, but having an
angry, drunken, naked dwarf following me around all the time sounds
too much like real life...

lol, he's not angry; nor will he follow you. he just waits at the door.

now if he were an indian dwarf spider god with eight arms...i'd ask for his holy symbol and banner right away...erect webby temples in his honor...smite all things that eat spiders...i would eat bowls of flies to be able to cast his spells...but he's a moron.